Category Archives: apologies

Whoops

Last night, in honor of my being refollowed by the illustrious @thebookmaven on Twitter, I changed my profile picture back to what seemed to be everyone’s favorite, an unflattering picture of me with socks hangin from my ears. I posted … Continue reading

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What a waste of Perfectly Good Internet Space

To think, this website could be dedicated to creepy Japanese pornography or pictures of kittens with misspelt captions, but instead it serves as my personal blog, and therefore is a wasteland devoid of any humor or sexiness. But don’t worry, … Continue reading

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Writing, Plus an Apology

The apology first: Hey Dad? Or whatever family member finds this blog, wondering what that nice boy Patrick has gotten up to these days? I’m sorry. There’s going to probably be some swear words and inappropriate comments coming up, not … Continue reading

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For those of you that have found me on the internet

I trust that you may be disappointed.  Please don’t vent your axe-assisted rage on me.  That’s what we have American Idol or Rock of Love for.

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Believe it or not, there will be posts here

I know, I know, there are currently only two (well, three with this).  But since I recently moved, I haven’t had a great deal of time to be writing, but I promise that there will be posts coming very, very … Continue reading

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