Author Archives: Patrick
In Case You Were Wondering
I still think I’d turn heads rocking this style and ride. Just sayin’.
5 Really Expensive Wastes of Money I Found on Ebay
Bored and lacking a subject to write about, I decided to turn to that great marketplace out there on the internets, Ebay. When in doubt of something to write about, you can generally find something interesting there. 1. “right to … Continue reading
If You’re Going to Get Arrested…
…Make sure you dress appropriately.
Today
Warning! Navel gazing below. Read at your own risk. I’ve determined that it is extremely important that I begin writing again in my blog on a daily basis. For what is a writer who doesn’t write? Just a person, I … Continue reading
The Forevertron
This is actually something I wrote back in 2007, but as I wanted to post something today, and I’m extremely lazy, I’m reprinting it here in all of its poorly written glory. It is from an old blog I had … Continue reading
Whoops
Last night, in honor of my being refollowed by the illustrious @thebookmaven on Twitter, I changed my profile picture back to what seemed to be everyone’s favorite, an unflattering picture of me with socks hangin from my ears. I posted … Continue reading
What a waste of Perfectly Good Internet Space
To think, this website could be dedicated to creepy Japanese pornography or pictures of kittens with misspelt captions, but instead it serves as my personal blog, and therefore is a wasteland devoid of any humor or sexiness. But don’t worry, … Continue reading
Conan is leaving the Tonight Show.
People of Earth: In the last few days, I’ve been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I’ve … Continue reading
When Stuck at the Airport, at Least Have Fun
People were stuck in Newark Airport for what, six hours? after an idiot walked the wrong way through a security terminal. A guy named Josh Wilson was bored out of his mind, and this is how he entertained himself and … Continue reading