What a waste of Perfectly Good Internet Space

Posted on June 1, 2010 by Patrick

You know you want to hit this.

To think, this website could be dedicated to creepy Japanese pornography or pictures of kittens with misspelt captions, but instead it serves as my personal blog, and therefore is a wasteland devoid of any humor or sexiness.

But don’t worry, folks, I’ve decided to revive the old girl. Old boy. Whichever you want to call it. Though I’ve promised this before, let me assure you that today is a new day! Honest.

I’ll even be updating the look of this thing, with it’s giant Helvetica header and annoying layout. It’s going to be spectacular.

And did I mention sexy? Mrrrrrrrrow.

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4 Responses to What a waste of Perfectly Good Internet Space

  1. Skylers Dad says:
    June 1, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    I only read blogs with Times new Roman headers, sorry…

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  2. Vegetable Assassin says:
    June 1, 2010 at 10:29 pm

    There better be no Comic Sans in your future, young man. That’s not MY “idea of progress”. Ha! See what I did there?

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  3. admin says:
    June 2, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    @Skyler’s Dad: Well, I was thinking of using comic sans…

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  4. admin says:
    June 2, 2010 at 1:41 pm

    @Vegetable Assassin: Damnit! Uh… Papyrus?

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